The All New “Uh-Oh CIM”

2 new mouse papers turning CIM upside down.

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Exhibit A. Prohormone convertase 1/3 deficiency causes obesity due to impaired proinsulin processing (Meier et al., 2022)

PC1/3 is involved in the activation and function of certain proteins.

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5x greater intake of seed oils. Place your bets!?

What do you think would happen if people were put on different diets under strictly controlled conditions, 16.5 vs 3.1 g seed oils/1000 kcal per day. Ad lib. 

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They’d start eating more and gain a ton of fat. Right? (See here for pictures of sample meals)

ABLC (animal-based low carb) vs. PBLF (plant-based low fat) (Hall et al., 2020)

SPIN DOCTORS STRIKE

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Rebranding GLP-1Ra & SGLT2i as “CIM”   O_o

Context: I’ve been a follower of and advocate for low carb diets for over 20 years. For many reasons. But this new gen of ketards is setting us back decades.

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Rant warning.

First story is about the majestic GLP-1Ra (eg, semaglutide and tirzepatide). They act in the brain to suppress appetite very effectively. People report an inability to “clean their plates” like they used to. They eat less and lose fat. Clear victory for…..

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Naked Nutrition makes some great products, including Naked Grass Fed Protein. Also, free shipping 

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Caramel Chai Spiced Pumpkin Cake

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Seed oils. | The poor, misunderstood calorie

You asked for it. I’ve written about linoleic acid many times going back about a decade, long before the “seed oil” fiasco. 

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Eg, Molested fats, and inflammatory, trans, or linoleate.

Also, of relevance: Marijuana (see below)

Older theories were that it induced a pro-inflammatory environment (or anti-anti-inflammatory), but one of my main conclusions was where it was found. What foods?

As a percentage of what’s actually consumed providing the bulk linoleic acid, it’s snacks, donuts,,, empty calories. So was it the inflammatory or trans fat aspect that causes metabolic problems, or is it confounded? 

Adiposink revisited?

More fapping fat-trapping? Or the all new pull model of obesity?

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Keto-mojo.

Naked Nutrition makes some great products, including Naked Grass Fed Protein. Also, free shipping 

20% off some delish stocks and broths from Kettle and Fire HERE

Real Mushrooms makes great extracts. 10% off with coupon code LAGAKOS. I recommend Lion’s Mane for the brain and Reishi for everything else

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This mouse-alcohol-energy balance study is breaking the internet.

EBM & CIM crowd came out in droves. Everyone’s an expert on energy balance now :/

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More energy in, alcohol spilling everywhere, where’s the CO2, and more!

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Keto-mojo.

Naked Nutrition makes some great products, including Naked Grass Fed Protein. Also, free shipping 

20% off some delish stocks and broths from Kettle and Fire HERE

Real Mushrooms makes great extracts. 10% off with coupon code LAGAKOS. I recommend Lion’s Mane for the brain and Reishi for everything else

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Canagliflozin, semaglutide, and tirzepatide OH MY

New players (from oldest to newest). All work. Now it comes down to a cost:benefit analysis.

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Not “costs” as in risks or side effects, and mechanisms aside, but literal price. In other words, people who haven’t reached their goal body fat with keto & resistance training and have other options available

Canagliflozin is a SGLT-2 inhibitor, so you pee out glucose (kinda mimics a low carb diet, minimally, but has beneficial metabolic effects).

Next up: semaglutide, tirzepatide, and a cost:benefit analysis.

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Still looking for a pair of hot blue blockers? TrueDark is offering 10% off HERE and Spectra479 is offering 15% off HERE. Use discount code LAGAKOS for a deal on CarbonShades. If you have no idea what I’m talking about, read this then this.

Keto-mojo.

Naked Nutrition makes some great products, including Naked Grass Fed Protein. Also, free shipping 

20% off some delish stocks and broths from Kettle and Fire HERE

Real Mushrooms makes great extracts. 10% off with coupon code LAGAKOS. I recommend Lion’s Mane for the brain and Reishi for everything else

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Homemade Healthy Hot Mustard. Recipe.

Let’s just get the worst part out of the way first: mayo works great as a base and for texture, but there are other options.

 

Start with about a cup.

I like it chonky, so that’s how I chop the ingredients. If you like it smooth (like real McDonalds Hot Mustard sauce), dice things up smaller.

Cut up about half a medium sized tomato, 2-3 snips from the end of a bunch of scallions, half of a medium sized red onion, 3-5 garlic cloves (depending on preference), and stir ‘em all up in the mayo.

Add about half a teaspoon of your favorite pepper (I like fresh cracked [pepper grinder link here] mixed peppercorns or Grains of Paradise #biohack), ½ tbsp Coleman’s mustard powder (or more), thickener of choice (¼ tsp guar gum, a scoop of collagen or protein powder… you just need to soak up some of the liquids, really), 1/2 tsp potassium bicarbonate (to boost potassium intake, this is a good vessel for it) then spritz it with vinegar to activate. 

If you wanna cheat or make it more like the real thing, add a little pre-made hot salsa, hot mustard sauce, ketchup, whatever. If it’s too spicy, add more mayo. If it’s not spicy enough, figure it out!

Don’t hate me for this, but if you don’t want a calorie bomb and don’t mind frankenfoods, Walden Farms Amazin Mayo (which is nothing at all like real mayo) works well. Take about a whole jar of that into a stirring bowl.

Next up: keto McNuggets! …don’t get too excited, it’s just chicken…

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Blueberry Hot Fudge Cake

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