Homemade Healthy Hot Mustard. Recipe.

Let’s just get the worst part out of the way first: mayo works great as a base and for texture, but there are other options.

 

Start with about a cup.

I like it chonky, so that’s how I chop the ingredients. If you like it smooth (like real McDonalds Hot Mustard sauce), dice things up smaller.

Cut up about half a medium sized tomato, 2-3 snips from the end of a bunch of scallions, half of a medium sized red onion, 3-5 garlic cloves (depending on preference), and stir ‘em all up in the mayo.

Add about half a teaspoon of your favorite pepper (I like fresh cracked [pepper grinder link here] mixed peppercorns or Grains of Paradise #biohack), ½ tbsp Coleman’s mustard powder (or more), thickener of choice (¼ tsp guar gum, a scoop of collagen or protein powder… you just need to soak up some of the liquids, really), 1/2 tsp potassium bicarbonate (to boost potassium intake, this is a good vessel for it) then spritz it with vinegar to activate. 

If you wanna cheat or make it more like the real thing, add a little pre-made hot salsa, hot mustard sauce, ketchup, whatever. If it’s too spicy, add more mayo. If it’s not spicy enough, figure it out!

Don’t hate me for this, but if you don’t want a calorie bomb and don’t mind frankenfoods, Walden Farms Amazin Mayo (which is nothing at all like real mayo) works well. Take about a whole jar of that into a stirring bowl.

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B&M, Bimagrumab and Miragrebon. Get your grubz on.

Bimagrumab: an elusive potential inhibitor of myostatin (the muscle blocker)

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Miragrebon: a beta-3 agonist, fueler of BAT thermogenesis

Tl;dr: both work. In addition to tirzepatide (or its subordinate, semaglutide), exercise in a [poly]pill may have arrived…… including UPF-free #eTRF if you are so inclined or striving for #Optimal™ jk  

Tl;dr: we weren’t wrong about myostatin, we just didn’t have the right tools to influence it. Now, we do.

Next time someone says you can’t gain muscle and lose fat at the same time, here’s another example proving them wrrrongo (pronounced with a rolling “r”):

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Think of DHA like ball bearings

Excitement, glamour, and wild speculation ahead! Jk

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Suggested pre-reading: Vegetable oil fatty acids are not essential (P<0.05) (includes disclaimers)

In brief, the recommendations for essential fatty acids (EFAs) are based on animal models, some medium-quality evidence, and wishy washy endpoints. Eg, at what point does dermatitis become clinically severe enough to deem EFA deficiency, and can this be replicated in a double blind randomized controlled crossover trial? What are the control groups?

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Death cycles of bodybuilders | The poor, misunderstood calorie

RIP Cedric McMillan (2017-2022, age 44)

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Disclaimer: this is interwebz resurch; neither RCTs nor my wheelhouse, really. It could all be lies. This opinion piece is not restricted to dead athletes or bodybuilders, but also a commentary on performance enhancing drugs (PEDs) in general. It’s a complicated topic.

Stay tuned at the end for notable exceptions, black swans. It’s clearly not all dose and/or duration.

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#eTRF 2022 | The poor, misunderstood calorie

Yo! How you gonna design a weight loss study comparing two interventions but initiate the most rigorous ISOCALORIC reinforcements – regular counseling, phone calls, emails, etc., etc., to all but ensure no difference in weight loss? Yes, because CICO (don’t @ me).

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And please don’t forget all the recent studies on #eTRF. Eg, Randomized controlled trial for time-restricted eating in healthy volunteers without obesity (Xie et al., 2022). #eTRF vs. skipping breakfast, #eTRF came out on top.

The new one is calorie restricted (both arms): TRF vs. non-TRF.

Early time-restricted feeding: health benefits - LCHFlove.com

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Tirzepa-what now?? | The poor, misunderstood calorie

And an old school tinkering “biohack” (if you can call it that; based on speculation, etc) (see below)

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I shoulda saved “what a time to be alive!” for this post. You thought semaglutide was the greatest progress in managing obesity, right? Say hello to tirzepatide.

Both of these are once weekly subcutaneous injections. Semaglutide is available as a significantly cheaper generic; tirzepatide not yet (to my knowledge).

Weird-looking molecule,,, I bet it tickles more than one receptor…

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Transgender in sports | The poor, misunderstood calorie

TRIGGER WARNING

No offense intended. I don’t care much for woke culture. This isn’t about that. The memes are kinda funny tho… 

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Is this blog post cherry picking? Not intentionally, but there aren’t any double blind crossover RCTs on this.

We have competition results, what makes the news (highly suspect), social commentary, etc., etc.

This is what I was taught:

Simple, right?

There are many examples of transgender females dominating in men’s divisions but not of transgender males dominating in female’s divisions…

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The next phase of CIM/EBM debauchery

Skip this section if you’re a seasoned reader:

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CIM (carb-insulin model of obesity) = carbs caused the obesity epidemic, they make you fat, and the cure to everything is keto. There’s a large overlap with the anti-seed oil movement and they’ve been actively shifting away from carbs to UPF (ultra-processed foods) and HFCS (high fructose corn syrup), rightfully so. Nothing against fructose in particular, but HFCS is a good marker of UPF. The low fat Dietary Guidelines cause food addiction (to carbs/sugar).

EBM (energy balance of obesity): eat less, move more; CICO (calories in, calories out); obesity is caused by eating too much; the Dietary Guidelines didn’t cause obesity because no one followed them. 

TBM (The Bill-Man): potato chips. Passive overeating of UPF for whatever reason. Boredom? Oral fixation? Tbh (to be honest), Idk (I don’t know). 

Carbohydrate-insulin model (CIM) and obesity - Saurabh ...

Now they’re all gunning for…

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What a time to be alive!

Half-Pound Reese’s Pieces-Stuffed Peanut Butter Cups 

2,240 kcals per cup; 4,480 for the pack

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Big Cups Stuffed with Pretzels

180 kcals per cup, 1 per pack

Big cups Stuffed with Potato Chips, which I’ve been assured the chips stay crispy

180 kcals per cup; 360 for the pack

In contrast to what some what some #paleotard may say, these are edible… but that doesn’t mean you should eat them.

Now, a rant….. (and some biochemistry)

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The All New Pull Model of Obesity™

Adiposink 2.0

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The old model: the “Push” Model…. goes something like this: you push food into your mouth, something something something -> it ends up expanding your fat mass. Aka the energy balance model (EBM), CICO, various inglourious epithets, etc., etc. Basically it explains everything and nothing. Weight loss happens when you push less food into your gullet.

(side note: I love my Hoover Windtunnel with HEPA) (air pollution, no bueno)

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